plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

Are you jealous of the swordplay? Do you ever wish you could get a little more in the way of kind of brutal killing action going on?

wigglytuffer:

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

jpgay:

why have a dumb baby when u can own like 6 dogs 

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

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