ornjuice:

No but what if Carlos is only really articulate and careful and extremely well thought out with his words when he’s nervous

So when we heard him in Condos and any time before and he was being all wordy and verbose that was why

So now Cecil goes around telling people, “Carlos is my boyfriend. He is very articulate.”

And Carlos is just in his lab screaming at his fellow scientists to “PUT THE STUFF IN THE THING IT’S GONNA BOOM”

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

thebluthcompany:

An Old Spanish Painting Perfectly Depicts What George Michael And Maeby’s Love Child Would Look Like

thebluthcompany:

An Old Spanish Painting Perfectly Depicts What George Michael And Maeby’s Love Child Would Look Like

Every now and then you run across radiantly attractive people and you’re delighted to find they adore you, till you realize that they adore just about everybody- and that’s what’s made them radiantly attractive.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Complete Neurotic’s Notebook  (via liamdryden)
kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

sararye:

not being able to sing both ron and draco’s parts in granger danger at the same time is the most tragic fact of my existence 

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

muhfuckanevalovedus:

i dont think 14 year olds should necessarily exist

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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