shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
It’s 4 in the morning and the fire alarm just went off in our hotel and no staff came out but it stopped so we’ve just gone back to the room? P sure I’m going to get engulfed by flames tbh
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
I’m in London and the guardians of the galaxy premier is on I’m within walking distance of Chris Pratt this is not a drill
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
wes anderson is like quentin tarantinos weird younger brother who sits in his room playing records and gets mad when quentin hides his library card
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me